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BiharDriving License... very funny

BiharDriving License... ================================================================ DERIVING LICENSE APPLIKASON PHOROM ------------------------------------------ ----------------------- NOTE: Please do not soot the person at the applikason kounter. He will give you the licen. If you dot know how to fill ,copy from your phriend (dost)applikason. For phurthar instructions, see bottom applikason. 1. Last name: (_) Yadav (_) Sinha (_) Pandey (_) Misra (_) Dont no (Check karet box) 2. phust name: (_) Ramprasad (_) Lakhan (_) Sivprasad (_) Jamnaprasad (_) Dont no (Check karet box) 3. Age: (_) Less than phipty (_) Greater than phipty (_) Dont no (Check karet box) 4. Sex: ____ M _____(F) _____ not sure _____not applicable 5. Chappal Size: ____ Lepht ____ Right 6.Occupason: (_) Politison (_) Doodhwala (_) Pehelwaan (_) House wife (_) Un-employed (Check karet box) 7. Number of children libing in the household: ___ 8. Number that are yourj: ___ 9. Mather name: _______________________ 10. Pha...

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shocking email ..very funny

A man checked into a hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an e-mail to his wife. However, he accidentally typed a wrong e-mail address, and without realizing his error, he sent the e-mail. Meanwhile....Somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned from her husband's funeral. The widow decided to check her e-mail, expecting condolence messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she fainted. The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read: To: My Loving Wife Subject: I've Reached Date: 12 Jul 2007 I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here, and we are allowed to send e-mails to loved ones. I've just reached and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow ……..

php - yahoo interview questions - I

1. Which of the following will not add john to the users array? 1. $users[] = ‘john’; 2. array_add($users,’john’); 3. array_push($users,‘john’); 4. $users ||= ‘john’; 2. What’s the difference between sort(), assort() and ksort? Under what circumstances would you use each of these? 3. What would the following code print to the browser? Why? $num = 10; function multiply(){ $num = $num * 10; } multiply(); echo $num; 4. What is the difference between a reference and a regular variable? How do you pass by reference & why would you want to? 5. What functions can you use to add library code to the currently running script? 6. What is the difference between foo() & @foo()? 7. How do you debug a PHP application? 8. What does === do? What’s an example of something that will give true for ‘==’, but not ‘===’? 9. How would you declare a class named “myclass” with no methods or properties? 10. How would you create...

deadline of YamaDharmaraj...

Lessons in Logic

I was born intelligent - education ruined me. ........................................................................ Practice makes perfect..... But nobody's perfect...... so why practice? ........................................................................ If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for? ........................................................................ Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak. ........................................................................ How come "abbreviated" is such a long word? ........................................................................ Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa. ........................................................................ If your father is a poor man, it is your fate but, if your father-in-law is a poor man, it's your stupidity. ....................................

ఒక చిన్న కవిత

అలలకి అలుపు లేదు శిలలకి చూపు లేదు, కలలకి రూపు లేదు, వూహలకి అంథం లేదు, మౌననికి బాష లేదు, ప్రేమకి చావు లేదు, నాకు పని లేదు, నీకు పని రాదు, మనకి ఇంక హైక్ రానే రాదు. ;-)

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tool to debug javascript code in browser.

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How to Find files in your desktop with tags?

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Software Engineer Wedding Invitation

Funny letter ... you should read it...

My dear Jagjit, I am in a well here and hoping you are also in a well there. I'm writing this letter slowly, because I know you cannot read fast. We don't live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the newspaper that most accidents happen 20 miles from home, so we moved 20miles. I won't be able to send the address as the last Sardar who stayed here took the house numbers with them for their new house so they would not have to change their address. Hopefully by next week we will be able to take our earlier address plate here, and that our address will remain same too. This place is really nice. It even has a washing machine, situated right above the toilet I'm not sure it works too well. Last week I put in 3 shirts, pulled the chain and haven't seen them since. The weather here isn't too bad. It rained only twice last week. The first time it rained for 3 days and second time for 4 days. The coat you wanted me to send you, your Aunt said it would be a ...

one line jokes very funny ....

Judge: Why did you hit your husband with a chair?" Wife: "I couldn't lift the table." "What did one ghost say to another?" "Do you believe in people?" My friend has a fine watch dog. At any suspicious noise he wakes the dog and the dog begins to bark. They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak. "Room Service? Can you send up a towel?" "Please wait someone else is using it." When I told the doctor about my loss of memory, he made me pay in advance. "Where did you get those big eyes?" "They came with the face." I went alone on our honeymoon. My wife had already seen Niagara Falls . But the psychiatrist really helped me a lot. I would never answer the phone, because I was afraid. Now I answer it whether it rings or not. It was love at first sight. Then I took a second look !! "Look, guide, here are some lion tracks." "...

is it true

ఎంత వెటకారం అయిపోయింది .. ప్రతి ఒక్కడికి లోకువగానే ఉంది . కనిపించినంత సులువుకాదు .. సుఖమూ .. లేదు .. సాఫ్ట్వేర్ ఉద్యోగం అంటే … ఈ మధ్య ప్రతి ఒక్కడికి సులువుగా ఉద్యోగాలు రావడంవలన అనుకుంట ఈ ఫీల్డ్ అంటే లోకువ కట్టేసారు .. వైట్ కాలర్ జాబ్ .. సుఖంగా కూర్చీలోంచి కదలకుండా .. చాటింగ్ చేసుకుంటూ .. పాటలు వింటూ .. ఎంజాయ్ చేస్తూ .. వారానికి రొండు రోజులు సెలవు తీసుకుంటూ .. పని తక్కువ పైసలు ఎక్కువ .. ఇవే తెలిసినవి పైకి .. తెలియని విషయాలు చాలా ఉన్నాయి … ఏసీలో చెమటలు … కుర్చీలో అయస్కాంతాలు … పియల్ చేత అక్షింతలు .. మీటింగుల్లో ఒకరిపైఒకరి నీలాపనిందలు .. అమ్మో .. బాబోయ్ అని మనసులోనే అనుకుంటూ … పైకి నవ్వుతూ నటనలు చేయటాలు .. ఏం చెప్పమంటారు .. అది చెబితే తెలియదులేండి అనుభవించాలి … ఒకోరోజు .. ప్రక్కసీటులోవాడు వచ్చాడోలేదో తెలియకుండా పనిచేయాల్సొస్తుంది .. అంటే మీరే అర్ధంచేసుకోండి .. అన్ని ఉద్యోగాలు అలానే ఉంటాయి కాదనటంలేదు .. కానీ ఈ ఫీల్డ్ కి ఉన్న ప్రత్యేకత ఏంటి అంటే .. ఉంటే .... చాటింగ్ చేసుకుంటూ … క్యాంటిన్ లో పౌడర్ టీలు అవసరంఉన్నా ల...