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BiharDriving License... very funny

BiharDriving License... ================================================================ DERIVING LICENSE APPLIKASON PHOROM ------------------------------------------ ----------------------- NOTE: Please do not soot the person at the applikason kounter. He will give you the licen. If you dot know how to fill ,copy from your phriend (dost)applikason. For phurthar instructions, see bottom applikason. 1. Last name: (_) Yadav (_) Sinha (_) Pandey (_) Misra (_) Dont no (Check karet box) 2. phust name: (_) Ramprasad (_) Lakhan (_) Sivprasad (_) Jamnaprasad (_) Dont no (Check karet box) 3. Age: (_) Less than phipty (_) Greater than phipty (_) Dont no (Check karet box) 4. Sex: ____ M _____(F) _____ not sure _____not applicable 5. Chappal Size: ____ Lepht ____ Right 6.Occupason: (_) Politison (_) Doodhwala (_) Pehelwaan (_) House wife (_) Un-employed (Check karet box) 7. Number of children libing in the household: ___ 8. Number that are yourj: ___ 9. Mather name: _______________________ 10. Pha...

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shocking email ..very funny

A man checked into a hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an e-mail to his wife. However, he accidentally typed a wrong e-mail address, and without realizing his error, he sent the e-mail. Meanwhile....Somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned from her husband's funeral. The widow decided to check her e-mail, expecting condolence messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she fainted. The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read: To: My Loving Wife Subject: I've Reached Date: 12 Jul 2007 I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here, and we are allowed to send e-mails to loved ones. I've just reached and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow ……..

php - yahoo interview questions - I

1. Which of the following will not add john to the users array? 1. $users[] = ‘john’; 2. array_add($users,’john’); 3. array_push($users,‘john’); 4. $users ||= ‘john’; 2. What’s the difference between sort(), assort() and ksort? Under what circumstances would you use each of these? 3. What would the following code print to the browser? Why? $num = 10; function multiply(){ $num = $num * 10; } multiply(); echo $num; 4. What is the difference between a reference and a regular variable? How do you pass by reference & why would you want to? 5. What functions can you use to add library code to the currently running script? 6. What is the difference between foo() & @foo()? 7. How do you debug a PHP application? 8. What does === do? What’s an example of something that will give true for ‘==’, but not ‘===’? 9. How would you declare a class named “myclass” with no methods or properties? 10. How would you create...

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Lessons in Logic

I was born intelligent - education ruined me. ........................................................................ Practice makes perfect..... But nobody's perfect...... so why practice? ........................................................................ If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for? ........................................................................ Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak. ........................................................................ How come "abbreviated" is such a long word? ........................................................................ Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa. ........................................................................ If your father is a poor man, it is your fate but, if your father-in-law is a poor man, it's your stupidity. ....................................